City Of The Future? NOT!
Every so often big organizations like to attract our attention by burning money on meaningless contests with loud titles. The latest intellectual spank-fest is called City of The Future, and is backed by the real heavies like IBM, History Channel, and Infiniti. Competitors were fighting for the $10,000 Grand Prize and City of the Future […]
Where Do You Store Your Condoms?
Do you keep them in the sock drawer? Do you keep them in the medicine cabinet? Do you keep them in your bedside drawer behind the Old Spice next to the hand cuffs? Do you keep them in your Trunk Station? I keep mine in my PROPHOPOT! The prophopot is an eye appealing bedside storage […]
Face Harness For Milady’s Beauty – duh?!
A NEW facial harness now on the market lays claim to the ability to improve milady’s beauty. How the device is worn is illustrated in the photo above. Sagging chins are lifted and unbecoming wrinkles are smoothed out around the lips, cheeks and forehead, manufacturers claim. It is worn overnight, removed in morning. {Via ModernMechanix}
Dog Gone Good Treadmill
You know what I like to do when I’m sitting on the couch, watching American Idol, eating Doritos, and drinking my Coke – I walk my dog! How do I do this? You say it’s impossible! Not if you own the Fit-Fur-Life Doggy Treadmill! I own the Superior Model which comes with the decline and […]
Brass Knuckle Coffee Cup
For the tough guy/girl in the office, the “Knuckle Duster”coffee mug. You can either get your cup decorated in blood splatter or butterfly’s (?). Buy it here for about $16. {Via thabto}
Eyesseuse Eye Massager
Do you suffer from eye strain, eye fatigue, or just have ugly bags under your eyes? Never fear the Eyesseuse is here. It gently massages the optic area while promoting blood circulation, so you’ll not only feel better but you’ll look better too. That is unless you’re wearing the Eyesseuse, at that point YOU become […]
Boob Massager Robot
Is there really a need for this type of product… seems most men would be willing to provide this type of service for free. Either way, no need in writing too much creative copy… the patent writer has already done it for us.Our favorites: “The BMR is expected to be in great demand.” “Three percent […]
Video – Cheeseburger in a can… WTF?
The ever famous cheeseburger in a can gets opened and eaten on video. Gotta love the magic can with double sided access. Quote of the day… “This is me eating one of the famous cheeseburgers in a can. It is kinda ok although the noise the meat makes when you bite into it is very […]
Cheeseburger in a can… WTF?
This is a tough one to categorize! The biggest letters on the can should be something to the effect of, “Object in can may look different than actual product”. The title on the can is – Trekking Mahlzeiten – which translates to trekking meals. Do you think diarrhea on a trek is a good idea? […]