Face Harness For Milady’s Beauty – duh?!

A NEW facial harness now on the market lays claim to the ability to improve milady’s beauty. How the device is worn is illustrated in the photo above. Sagging chins are lifted and unbecoming wrinkles are smoothed out around the lips, cheeks and forehead, manufacturers claim. It is worn overnight, removed in morning. {Via ModernMechanix}
Dog Gone Good Treadmill

You know what I like to do when I’m sitting on the couch, watching American Idol, eating Doritos, and drinking my Coke – I walk my dog! How do I do this? You say it’s impossible! Not if you own the Fit-Fur-Life Doggy Treadmill! I own the Superior Model which comes with the decline and […]
Brass Knuckle Coffee Cup

For the tough guy/girl in the office, the “Knuckle Duster”coffee mug. You can either get your cup decorated in blood splatter or butterfly’s (?). Buy it here for about $16. {Via thabto}
Eyesseuse Eye Massager

Do you suffer from eye strain, eye fatigue, or just have ugly bags under your eyes? Never fear the Eyesseuse is here. It gently massages the optic area while promoting blood circulation, so you’ll not only feel better but you’ll look better too. That is unless you’re wearing the Eyesseuse, at that point YOU become […]
Boob Massager Robot
Is there really a need for this type of product… seems most men would be willing to provide this type of service for free. Either way, no need in writing too much creative copy… the patent writer has already done it for us.Our favorites: “The BMR is expected to be in great demand.” “Three percent […]
Video – Cheeseburger in a can… WTF?
The ever famous cheeseburger in a can gets opened and eaten on video. Gotta love the magic can with double sided access. Quote of the day… “This is me eating one of the famous cheeseburgers in a can. It is kinda ok although the noise the meat makes when you bite into it is very […]
Cheeseburger in a can… WTF?

This is a tough one to categorize! The biggest letters on the can should be something to the effect of, “Object in can may look different than actual product”. The title on the can is – Trekking Mahlzeiten – which translates to trekking meals. Do you think diarrhea on a trek is a good idea? […]