Microsoft Laptop Cooler?
When I saw the Laptop cooler by Microsoft a couple of things came to mind… first of all why? And second of all, time to short Microsoft stock.
New Apple iPod Shuffle – Super Tiny
Apparently the tiny iPod Shuffle wasn’t tiny enough. On Wednesday, Apple unveiled a 4GB Shuffle that’s half the size of its predecessor. The new device is smaller than a AA battery yet holds up to 1,000 songs, Apple said. The preshrunk Shuffle also adds a new VoiceOver feature that can recite song titles, artists, and […]
Fake Security Camera Pans Back-And-Forth Upon Seeing Motion
We have all seen fake security cameras, and usually it is very obvious that they are fake. Some put a silly blinking LED light on the front and have silly fake cable out the back. The camera above is no different… and looks incredibly fake as well. The neat part about this camera, which is […]
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats. Yours for $10.95.
CRKT Bear Claw Knife
Working like an extension of your hand, the NRS CRKT Bear Claw Knife is ready to perform any outdoor cutting task. It has a curved and serrated blade that concentrates the cutting motion, while an index finger hole gives you extra control. The knife sports a super tough Zytel handle, comes with a snug fitting […]
Star Trek Colognes
Folks you can’t make this stuff up. There is a new line of Star Trek fragrances guaranteed to boost your nerd factor. I am not sure how they smell… but heaven for bid the women you are trying to impress happens to find this in your bathroom. Instant woman repellant. This embarrassing line of Star […]
Tweet-A-Watt On Twitter
Ever wanted to see if you can be an even more self-indulgent, ecologically inclined attention whore? Well sky is the limit with the Tweet-a-watt! It’s a modified Kill A Watt product that updates your power usage wirelessly for all of your friends and minions to view on Twitter. The idea is simple, burn extra energy, […]
Twisted Toys Road Kill
I have a hard time toy shopping for my kids. After a while you realize that its all the same politically correct, made in China from toxic waste, boring shit. Well, get ready to blow your kids minds with these creations of the self-proclaimed Toy Terrorists from UK. I guarantee you that your wife WILL […]
Retro Beer Vending Machines By JRD Classics
Pimp out your game room, garage, or dorm room with a classic beer vending machine. The beer machines are refurbished and painted professionally. You can customize logo and paint job options with JRD. The machines come in bottle or can versions depending on your liking. My birthday is coming up… I like the Corona […]
$88,000 Home Speakers?
In light of recent economic news, I have some investment advice for you. Stay away from the stock market, because it’s very volatile. Also, you should probably avoid real estate. But one area worth investing in is ridiculous speakers. Like the RAAL Requisite Eternity speakers. They’re the smartest thing you can do with $88,000, I […]