You Paid How Much For That?! Best Buy Overpays For Napster
Check me if I am wrong, but Napster is dead, and has been dead pretty much since the day they stopped being “the place” to pirate music. In today’s world people can get any friggin tune from iTunes if they have the money, and from Tagoo.ru if they don’t have the money. Now Best Buy […]
People Do It In Hotels – Enter The Shag Pack Passion Kit
Apparently the Hotel Industry is finally catching up to the fact that one of the things people do in hotels is have sex. Upon stumbling onto this previously unnoticed phenomenon they finally realized they can monetize this aspect of human behavior. The magnitude and timing of this realization is comparable only to the pancake makers […]
Fat Guy Shirts
Let me start off by saying… I like shirts that point out the obvious. (You know… big boob girls wearing shirts that say stuff like “what are you looking at” right across the boobs… you get the idea) And on that note… why do we have to ignore the fact that some people are just […]
Yep… It’s A Condom Dispenser
Wow… not sure about this one. Why would anyone need a condom dispenser? Doesn’t the box dispense them quick enough? If for some reason the good-old-fashioned box doesn’t do it for you… you could always opt for the 24 condom holder/dispenser for $28.
Nose Soap Dispenser
The nose . . . blows! Just squeeze or press it and green shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. Gross and funny at the same time! Rubber nose attaches to flat surface with suction cups. Easy to fill; includes 5.3 oz. green shower gel and instructions. 9″ high. A wonderful addition to your […]
Google Uber Alles – Chrome Users Read The Fine Print!
Yesterday, the much touted Google Chrome launched, like a firestorm, spreading through the nerd online community. Today is the “morning after” people waking up to some sobering “coyote ugly” realizations about Google. Most people clicked past the “I have read and accept the Terms” without ever reading the EULA, not realizing they just gave three […]
(de)light Of Liquid Light
I know that Art is subjective, but come on! Since when is pouring Glow Stick content into a glass considered art? In a “bold” move “artist” Christina Ferraz Rigo creates a lamp that uses liquid as its source of light… How freakin original! Let me walk you through the steps slowly: 1. Buy Glow Sticks2. […]
Storefront Rocket Ride = Waste Of Money
Hammacher Schlemmer – the seller of cool gadgets is pimping a storefront rocket ride… the kind that you used to ride as a kid. Sans nostalgia, this thing is a serious waste of money… $10,000!!! For $10,000 your kid could have some real toys… like a bad ass golf cart or 40 RC hovercrafts. Even […]
Speed Bumps Are For Sissy’s – Speed Walls From China
I guess you can call this a gadget… a speed bump gadget. The Chinese decided that speed bumps were just not enough to slow down traffic on the Jing Zhuang highway…so they built a 2 foot high wall that extends 100 feet long! Looks like people have been using the wall for bumper car action… […]
A Bar Inside A 6000 Year Old Baobab, Unleash The Hippies
First thing first, WTF is a baobab you may ask? A baobab is a tree, a huge friggin tree, that grows real old, older than John McCain old… The one in our story is over 6000 years old! So what do you do with the worlds widest and most famous baobab tree that symbolizes Africa, […]