Another Way To Break Your Neck In The Front Yard

So you do not have access to the beach but you would love to still break your neck/leg/arm while skimboarding. Well Banzai and Amazon have you covered. Now for $50 you can do just that in your front yard. Includes the slip n slide…oops I mean “water-filled bumper” & “pro-quality wood skimboard”. What happened to the old days when you just took the hose flooded the grass and ran across it? Sure hope Banzai has good insurance for this one. More Skimboards for only $9.99.