Keyboard Pants – AKA Playing With Yourself

Designer Erik De Nijs has sewn together this pair of pants with a built in keyboard right across you private bits (and more), named "Beauty and the Geek" jeans.  No beauty here, I only see a  geek who looks like he is playing with himself.  If you don’t get beat up typing with these pants you were surely get a sexual harassment suit.

"Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

Joystick behind the front zipper?  Knock, knock, knock on the bedroom door… "Mom, leave me alone, I am using my joystick."  More pictures after the break.

[Via Geekologie]