"Congratulations! You Get To Sit Near Me" Baby Travel Shirt
I am not a big fan of flying, but a crying baby takes a bad situation and makes it worse. However they say that the best defense is a good offense… and in this case I would agree. It would be hard to be angry after reading the kids shirt… it kinda disarms your ability to get angry. The shirts are available from Milkbomb from $20-$24.
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