J&D’s BaconLube

Bacon Lube?  Ummm, ok.  This isn't for lubricating bacon, this is "A delicious massage oil & personal lubricant" that tastes like bacon.  That is pushing the limits a bit and is leaning on disgusting.  I can't help but picturing two fatties rubbing bacon lube all over each other, wrong.  Still interested?  Get your own J&D's Baconlube for $12 here.