$85 Rock With Leather Pouch?

I don’t know what is scarier, the fact that this product really exists at Nordstrom or the fact that it has sold out a few times already. The description is a hoot as well with lines like “smooth Los Angeles-area stone”, “sure to draw attention wherever it rests”, and “a work of art”. Really?

Still not swayed that this is ridiculous and you want your own Medium Leather Wrapped Stone ($85), then head on over to Nordstrom.com.