Redneck Weather Rope?
Why use a weather radio when you can use a redneck weather rope? Simply put…
If the Rope is
- Wet…Rain
- Moving…Windy
- Hot…Sunny
- Cool…Cloudy
- Stiff…Cold
- White…Snowy
- Gone…Take Shelter
Why use a weather radio when you can use a redneck weather rope? Simply put…
If the Rope is
howdy,
if the rope is missin it should say:
OUT TO LYNCH!
Man this just screams for one of those “You know you are a redneck if..” jokes!
This would be much funnier if instead of a rope it had a possum hanging from it. Oh and replace the Gone…Take Shelter with Gone… Dinner.
u no they hav a board game called “you might be a redneck if…” Oh and “Elroy” its not “you know you are a redneck if…” the correct sayin is “you might be a redneck if…” and “Bobby Joe” rednecks don’t lynch they shoot. Get your hick facts right. Also, “tiktek_1975” they would hav eaten the possum not wasting good meat. I’m not trying to be a know it all even though it seems i am, but i’m just getting your facts right. also if you want to be funny get the right info.