A Bar Inside A 6000 Year Old Baobab, Unleash The Hippies

First thing first, WTF is a baobab you may ask? A baobab is a tree, a huge friggin tree, that grows real old, older than John McCain old…  The one in our story is over 6000 years old! So what do you do with the worlds widest and most famous baobab tree that symbolizes Africa, and has even been featured on the front page of the Wall Street Journal? You open a bar for skinny white tourist kids inside of it, of course!  Now before all the tree hugging hippies abandon the Berkeley grove and book tickets to Limpopo, Africa, please realize that baobabs naturally hollow out inside after a thousand years of age. Enjoy responsibly!