28, Feb 2008
Dog Gone Good Treadmill

You know what I like to do when I’m sitting on the couch, watching American Idol, eating Doritos, and drinking my Coke – I walk my dog! How do I do this? You say it’s impossible! Not if you own the Fit-Fur-Life Doggy Treadmill! I own the Superior Model which…

28, Feb 2008
Super “Cool” Exercise Bike

Decent looking exercise bike with a practical add-on… a fan. Really not much else to say…. peddle faster… get more free electricity, and in turn more free wind from the fan. Read on for more pics.

27, Feb 2008
Brass Knuckle Coffee Cup

For the tough guy/girl in the office, the “Knuckle Duster”coffee mug. You can either get your cup decorated in blood splatter or butterfly’s (?).  Buy it here for about $16. {Via thabto}

25, Feb 2008
Boob Massager Robot

Is there really a need for this type of product… seems most men would be willing to provide this type of service for free. Either way, no need in writing too much creative copy… the patent writer has already done it for us.Our favorites: “The BMR is expected to be…

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21, Feb 2008
The “Best” of Mr. P

  Looking for a truly unique gift for that special someone? This isn’t it… Looking for a gift for a prude or uptight friend, parent, in-law, kids kindergarten teacher, or a towns priest? You can do no wrong picking from this lineup.

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21, Feb 2008
Digital Polaroid Picture Frame

 Unfortunately this product is not a reality just yet, at this point it is just a concept.  I think this type of frame would be a cult classic considering Polaroid recently discontinued their famous instant film.  We will let you know if/when this makes it to market. {Via Ironic Sans}

21, Feb 2008
Bandage Bling

Did you just take a beat down? Did it leave a mark or maybe even a cut on your face. Great news – not only can you turn that bastard in for abuse but you can still look hot with Blinged out bandages! This article is in no way sexist……

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21, Feb 2008
You don’t know how lucky you are boy, back in the USSR…

  This is straight from Russia, a purely “practical” item – the invisible top.  From the article “This magical invisible top has a rare quality of keeping you warm, but it’s so thin you will forget its there.  You will feel unparalleled comfort of its cotton based fabric.  This silky…

20, Feb 2008
Ariete Steakhouse Grill – it sure is shiny!

For that metrosexual friend who has everything, Ariete introduces the Steakhouse Grill. Its electric, its chrome, its a conversation piece, and its targeted at people who never grilled in their life (Somebody call Sharper Image). In a catchy yet completely unfounded statement this grill promises to “let you experience the…

20, Feb 2008
Sharper Image Files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Sad to see a gadget retailer going out of business, but it seems Sharper Image was relying to heavily on their ozone spewing air purifiers.  Looks like we will have to get our massage chairs and air purifiers somewhere else, assuming they don’t get the $60 million dollar loan they…