Rubiks Cube Toilet Paper Dispenser
26, May 2020
Rubik’s Cube Toilet Paper Dispenser

Why? Why not I suppose. This colorful toilet paper dispenser will add a bit of color and nostalgia to your bathroom. Not only will it dispense your favorite brand of toilet paper, but it also does double duty as a shelf for your phone. You really shouldn’t bring your phone…

DroneDogWalk
20, Mar 2020
Coronavirus Dog Walking With A Drone

As my entire state of California is on lockdown for this Coronavirus we are forced to be more creative with this social distancing bit. Did I mention I despise the term “social distancing”. Anywho… read on for some of my favorite creative takes from around the world of people dealing…

danny-devito-fanny-pack
3, Mar 2020
Danny DeVito Fanny Pack

The most useful piece of apparel ever invented and rarely appreciated – the fanny pack. Mix this batman worthy bit of utility with Danny DeVito’s good looks and you have this piece of sexy pictured above. Yours for just $35 from the Cryptic Closet. Think of all the gadgets you…

Rubber Prop Cast Iron Frying Pan
11, Feb 2020
Rubber Prop Cast Iron Frying Pan

Yep, it looks like a heavy cast iron frying pan but it isn’t. It is a rubber prop that weighs just 8-ounces. Not sure why I just bought this. Oh well. Get yours here.

Volwco LED Vehicle LIght Projector 3
24, Jan 2020
LED Light Show For Your Vehicles Roof

This product caught my eye because of the neat/silliness of it all and the amazingly bad English. Whether you drive for Uber/Lyft or just want to pimp the interior of your car this one is worth a look. You simply plug in this LED car projector, place it somewhere near…

Peugeot Paris Prestige 1987 Iconic Black Pepper Mill
22, Jan 2020
Peugeot 16-Pound, 43-Inch Pepper Grinder

Time to step up your pepper-game! The Peugeot Paris Prestige 1987 Iconic Black 110 Cm Pepper Mill is huge. It weighs in at 16.53-pounds and is 43-inches long. Still not impressed? It can hold 1/3 of a pound of peppercorns. Nothing to sneeze at! I saved the best for last,…

Aston Martin Brough Superior AMB 001 Motorcycle Right Side
7, Nov 2019
Aston Martin Motorcycle And Harley Davidson Electric Bicycle – Has The World Gone Mad?

What the heck is going on? Aston Martin teamed up with Brough Superior to make a motorcycle? Harley Davidson is making e-bikes? Time to short some stocks. Read on for a bit more on this craziness.

Russian Explosion
10, Aug 2019
Rise In Radiation Levels Following Explosion In Russia

The Russian’s don’t have much luck when it comes to using nuclear power/weapons. Think Chernobyl, Mayak, and Kyshtym. Well, it doesn’t stop there. This week they were testing a liquid-propelled rocket near Nyonoksa when there was an explosion that killed two people and injured at least six more. Shortly after…

Ring Doorbell Sucks
31, Jul 2019
Amazon’s Ring Has Over 200 Law Enforcement Agency Partnerships – Creepy

I am a huge fan of the Nest line of cameras – the Nest Cam Outdoor, Nest Cam Indoor (just buy the outdoor version), and the Nest Hello Doorbell. With that said, I will toss them all in the trash if the Google/Nest decide to follow Amazon’s (Ring) level of…

bob-ross-positive-energy-drink
5, Apr 2019
Real Product – Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink

Looking for that white elephant gift or just want some awsome-in-a-can? Enter the Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink ($4 per 12-ounce can). Each can of Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink is 12-ounces of a mixed berry flavor that includes ginseng, guarana, B Vitamins, and 100mg of caffeine. Go ahead, get your…