17, Apr 2008
Packing Heat And Massage In Your Pants

Let’s start off by throwing the obvious out the window… they look silly… and have too much electronic crap hanging off the top.  Now on to the, sorta, cool parts.  A freaking vibrator in your pants, single men everywhere rejoice.  The heater is just a bonus.  Features include: 7 Built-in…

14, Mar 2008
Yet Another Boob Massager? I Don’t Get It!

This is not the first boob massager we have seen coming out of Asia. I truly don’t understand why people aren’t willing to help each other out with some good old fashioned boob massaging. If you need boob massaging please let us know. Remember the robot? {Via Japan}

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25, Feb 2008
Eyesseuse Eye Massager

Do you suffer from eye strain, eye fatigue, or just have ugly bags under your eyes? Never fear the Eyesseuse is here. It gently massages the optic area while promoting blood circulation, so you’ll not only feel better but you’ll look better too. That is unless you’re wearing the Eyesseuse,…