Your-Face Face Mask
16, Jun 2020
Realistic Your-Face Face Mask

I do not like wearing a face mask. With that said, I realize that I don’t have a choice if I want to go inside some stores/restaurants today. Hopefully, this Covid-19 thing will be a distant memory in the near future. Time to up the face mask game with this…

danny-devito-fanny-pack
3, Mar 2020
Danny DeVito Fanny Pack

The most useful piece of apparel ever invented and rarely appreciated – the fanny pack. Mix this batman worthy bit of utility with Danny DeVito’s good looks and you have this piece of sexy pictured above. Yours for just $35 from the Cryptic Closet. Think of all the gadgets you…

adidas-yeezy-slide
4, Dec 2019
Adidas Yeezy Slide

Kanye West and Adidas are at it again with a new collaboration/design – the Adidas Yeezy Slide. They are available in three subdued colors; bone, desert sand, and resin. While they will fit nicely with your Tesla Cybertruck, good luck keeping them clean.

Jomst heated socks
3, Dec 2019
Electric Heated Socks

Cold weather is upon us in a big way this year and right in time for the holidays. Let this be the answer to the “what do I buy X this year” question. These heated socks use a fiber heating element to warm the toes and instep. Perfect for outdoor…

Crochet Baby Yoda
3, Dec 2019
Crochet Baby Yoda

Ok, Mom, you asked what I wanted for Christmas this year – here it is – a Crocheted Baby Yoda. time to head over to Ravelry for a $7 pattern. You will also need about 500 yards of bulky yarn and some knitting skills. This awesome crochet Baby Yoda will…

Quick Charge Charging Station 5
21, Nov 2019
6-Device Charging Station

This gadget came to mind because of the upcoming holidays. There are always too many devices looking for a charge when folks visit for the holidays and not enough charge cable. This 6-Device Charging Station (with cables) should solve the problem and is also a great gift for others. You…

Oliver-Cabell-Phoenix-Sneaker
15, Aug 2019
Oliver Cabell Phoenix Sneaker

That good looking show pictured above is the Oliver Cabell Phoenix Sneaker. Not only does it look nice, it is also made from repurposed plastic water bottles. The water bottles are washed, shredded, melted, and made into a plastic-yarn that is 3D printed for the shoes upper. The Phoenix sneakers…

Foldimate
2, May 2019
FoldiMate Automatic Laundry Folding Machine

Folding laundry seems like a neverending task, one that I am quite good at, but it takes quite a bit of time. I love the idea of a laundry folding robot, like the Foldimate, however, I am a bit of a skeptic. I mean, heck, my work copier only has…

bulletproof-underwear
29, Apr 2019
Surplus British Military Issue Blast Shorts

This jewel is from the folks at Sportsman’s Guide, and they can be yours for just $45. A bulletproof vest makes sense, for sure, but you should also protect your bits as well. If nothing else you could spice things up in the bedroom. “When you’re in the heat of…

Bacon Bandages 1
15, Apr 2019
Bacon Bandages

What is better to protect a tiny cut on your person than a bandage that looks like a strip of bacon? Nothing. These Bacon Bandages come in a metal tin and are perfect for ages 4yrs-110yrs. Each bacon bandage measures 3″ x 1″ and an absorbant non-stick pad.