Yep, it is a real watch with a built-in butane lighter. Perfect for the stoner smoker or MacGyver type in your life. Sure, at first it sounds like a gag gift type of thing, especially considering it only costs $8. But it is actually a useful little gadget. You will…
Pre-holiday gift for the tactical junkie in your life – a Tactical Holiday Stocking. Obviously you should take the time to fill it up with some cool tactical gadgets like paracord bracelets, a knife (or two), and maybe some sort of multi-tool.
For just $12.95 you can get your hands on one of these inappropriately cute Thunder Boy Q30 Rechargeable Speakers. At first glance it is just a little guy laying down with headphones on… then I noticed that the 3.5mm audio jack is placed accurately where poopy would exit. Odd… but…
Some dogs, and most cats, will chase the dot a laser beam creates for quite some time. This torture is not only fun for the owner it is great exercise for your pet. To a point. Don’t overwork your cat or dog… some don’t know when to quit. This particular laser…
Yep, this odd looking self service machine which has some analog knobs on top is a sperm extractor machine/robot. This device currently resides in a Chinese hospital in Nanjing. All the sad user has to do is turn on the screen for some video, pick the amplitude, frequency, and temperature…
The Selfie Brush ($19.99). If I only had hair. Oy Vey. Take the already embarrassing selfie-shot and strap your iPhone 5/5S on to this hairbrush for next level lameness. Some of the product specifications are quite humorous like; perfect social media tool, easy to find in pocket book, ability to…
If you work at the post office or live in a perpetual Monday you may need a Pistol Grip Coffee Mug ($16). Not sure who writes the product descriptions on Amazon, but this line is a bit scary – “The Gun Handle Mug combines the much needed calm of drinking…
Time to fancy up your cheap beer with the Das Can-in-Stein ($9.99). This simple, yet clever, invention holds a standard 12-ounce beer (or soda). Now you can sip your PBR while pretending to be in Germany for Oktoberfest. Just slip your drink into your Das Can-in-Stein and brace for…
Yep, scented ducktape ($3.99) is a real product. Ducktape (duct tape) is perfect for pranks, even better with scents. Now when you tape your buddy to the tree on your next camping trip at least he will smell like bubble gum. On second thought, not a good idea because this…
Ahhh, good old fashioned investigative reporting by Kerry Sanders of NBC’s Today Show. Yes this stupid brave man sticks his arm in a clear box containing 5,000 mosquitos to test a gimmicky Mosquito Repellent App. I couldn’t help cringing watching this video (after the break). I won’t spoil it for…