Shittens
13, Feb 2019
Mitten-Shaped Moist Wipes – Shittens

First off, this is too far away from April 1st to be a joke. It is in fact a real product. I’m not Shitten you, Shittens are for sale on Amazon. These moist wipes are in the form of mittens and are marketed for use on babies, pets, and adults.…

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Big Mouth Billy Bass With Alexa
3, Dec 2018
Alexa Enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass

The famous Big Mouth Billy Bass from yesteryear has been modernized with Alexa’s voice assistant built-in (You have to already have an echo device in the home). The Alexa Big Mouth Billy Bass ($39) can respond to voice commands and let you know about the weather, the news, your commute,…

Yoda Snow Globe
27, Nov 2018
Yoda ‘Do Or Do Not There Is Not Try’ Glitter Globe

Looking for the most unique gift for the person who has everything, or just want to have an awesome/strange conversation piece on your desk? The Bradford Exchange STAR WARS Jedi Master Yoda Musical Glitter Globe with Lights and Movie Music ($100) fits the bill. It runs off of three AAA…

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy for Desktop
8, Nov 2018
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy For Your Desk

You know the giant wacky waving inflatable tube guy that you see out front of the mattress company that is having perpetual going out of business sales? Well now you can have your very own wacky waving inflatable tube guy… for your desktop! This little guy runs on a 9V…

mac-and-cheese-candy-canes
10, Oct 2018
Mac And Cheese Candy Canes

Who doesn’t want to try Mac & Cheese Candy Canes? Me. Might make a good white elephant gift or gag for a friend. “Peppermint is so last year. And the year before that, and before that… Trade in boring traditions for flavors that you love.”

Play-Doh Poop Troop Set Box
4, Oct 2018
Play-Doh Poop Troop Set

Yep, welcome to 2018 where kids get toys that simulate playing with poop. I just bought two sets. This is the Play-Doh Poop Troop Set ($39) which allows kids create their own hilarious poo characters out of squishy play-doh. “Make creations like poop monsters or the famous emojis with the…

Google Chrome 69
24, Sep 2018
Google Chrome 69 Just Got Creepier

Starting this off by saying that there are plenty of Google products that I like very much. I am an avid user of the Nest products, search engine, email, etc…  That doesn’t mean I won’t be looking for alternatives if they don’t keep turning up the creepiness. Google’s latest bout…

Green Cat Camp Tent 2
30, Aug 2018
Cat Camp Tent

Apparently there are cat tents available for sale on Amazon. Hmm. Ok. I guess humans like camping so why not let your cats enjoy some of this fun at home. What else can be said about this…   

varying-ripeness-banana-a-day
16, Aug 2018
Banana 6-Pack With Increasing Ripeness

This picture is from an E-Mart in South Korea. This 6-pack of bananas are packed in a range of ripeness from green to ‘ready to eat’. No more mushy bananas at the end of the week. Clever I suppose with a tad bit of ridiculous.

Tesla Autopilot Buddy
20, Jun 2018
Tesla Autopilot Buddy

This magnetic gadget tricks the Tesla Autopilot system in to thinking that the driver has their hands on the wheel. Why would you want to do this? Well, the short answer is so that you can let the Tesla do the driving without having the autopilot system shutoff when your…