14, Feb 2011
Bacon Toothpaste

We are fixated on gadgets, and bacon.  While we are not sure how well this Bacon Toothpaste actually cleans your teeth, every now and then it might be nice, say with a bloody Mary.  Might just have to relabel this and use it as a prank. "Brushing your teeth with…

3, Feb 2011
Play With Your Stool… If You’re Into That Type Of Thing… Sporthocker

Apparently German kids don't have Xbox or PlayStation, as a new trend is growing in popularity, Sporthocker.  Sporthocker is a sport (questionable) that is similar to skateboarding but uses a stool.  I think this one is better left to the video after the break.

28, Jan 2011
Everyone Loves Soup, Right?

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words,  Oh yeah it's "Authentic Jamaican", and available at Amazon so you know it is legit.

27, Jan 2011
Need A Robot To Tell You That You’re Fat?

So what would happen if that little bastard ET (yeah I am that old school) mated with the Amazon Kindle and their freaky robotic offspring was midwifed into being by some MIT student out of the bowels of some Hong Kong factory?  What you'd get is Autom, the cheesy ET…

24, Jan 2011
Ron de Jeremy Rum

Now that Ron Jeremy is reaching the end of his "professional" career he has taken to branding Rum.  Makes perfect sense.  The rum is hand crafted by 72-year old master distiller Francisco "Don Pancho" Fernandez and is a high-end, dark, 7 year, oak aged rum.  You can expect hints of…

19, Jan 2011
Why You Should Be Crying… Not John Boehner

Your browser does not support iframes. Two of my least favorite politicians "aka crooks" are Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner.  I could write about why these two (especially Pelosi) are bad people and need to be removed from office, but I won't.  I don't want to wear out my keyboard.…

19, Jan 2011
George Lucas Believes The World Is Ending In 2012

Seth Rogen, my new hero, had a discussion with George Lucas, Seth thought the conversation was a joke, but quickly realized that George Lucas really thinks things are ending in 2012.  Here is Seth Rogen's recollection of the conversation: “He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time…

19, Jan 2011
Whisky In A Can

  I have never been much of a whisky drinker, never could get past the taste.  That should all change now that it has been classy'd up and put in a can.  Scottish Spirits, a Panama based company, is making the Whisky in a can, and claims it is the…

17, Jan 2011
Just A Loop iPhone Case

Assuming this is some magic material and you can't duplicate it with a rubber band then you need to get your credit card out and drop $13 for this iPhone case (?).  The "Just a Loop" iPhone case is basically some sort of elastic strap that wraps around an iPhone…

13, Jan 2011
eYe2eYe Hummingbird Feeder Mask

You simply can't make this stuff up, a wearable hummingbird feeder mask/helmet?  Yep for $79.95 you can look like a "special" super hero or Luchador.  The eYe2eYe wearable hummingbird feeder has a feeding tube right between the eyes for some seriously up close and personal hummingbird watching.  I can't tell…