I thought this was a joke, but I think it is legit, and just in time for Halloween, Blood Energy Potion. With the same color, consistency and tactile experience of real blood, this substitute is comforting to drink while supplying you with many of the nutrients of real blood. The…
This isn't a spoof or fake video, it is one of the cheesy Home Shopping Network hosts accidentally destroying the TV while playing Wii Sports (tennis). It looks like the crappy Wii remote accessory actually flies off. Video after the break, fun starts at about 5:00.
Last I checked, chewing gum was really cheap to buy. In fact, you can buy chewing gum just about anywhere. So why would I want to make my own chewing gum? Not sure, maybe a fun project with the kids? For about $12 you can get a make your own…
Clearly ignoring Senator Ted Stevens’ axiom that “the Internet is not something that you just dump something on”, Netgear announced their new “Open Source” WNR3500L Router. Backed by mucho hype and astroturfing, Netgear’s spokesperson claimed that, “The debut of our Open Source RangeMax Wireless-N Gigabit Router is significant as it…
Love milk and cookies? Bring them together with the Dunk Mug and save yourself the time of washing an extra plate.
Yet again, scratching an itch we didn’t know we had, Japan offers a bolder alternative to Segway. Well technically it’s just a smaller, slower and much fruitier alternative. Apparently the Honda U3-X was built on the “huge success” of the robotic technology used in the ASIMO (the robot famous for…
Wow… Microsoft marketing, once again, takes the cake for the worst media/marketing material. Their latest work of art, the Microsoft Windows 7 launch party promotional videos are high in cheese factor. You to can have an “unofficial” windows 7 launch party… just add balloons, cherries, iced tea, bright colored shirts,…
Sounds like a joke… but PearlyDreams is a toothpaste that will help put you to sleep. PearlyDreams toothpaste has melatonin, balm mint, valerian, and passionflower mixed in to the paste to help knock you out. Pure sillieness… or pure genius? Now all they need is a toothpaste loaded with caffeine…
Looking to fit in at the next Miami douche-bag party? Get your self some Martin Margiela (cyclops style) sunglasses for $570. Please don’t let me see you wearing these in public… I may attack you.
As many of you know, I like picking on the Segway as the epitome of technological “mas puto” and the sign of the impending Apocalypse. Well, this morning a question was answered that plagued me for years (not really but please go with it). What would happen if an old…