31, Aug 2009
Pole Dancer?

We have seen the USB pole dancer in the past… and this one is very similar… it has a pole, a dancer, blinking lights, and a disco ball…  But for some reason they decided to put what looks like a 10 year old girl on the pole and are marketing…

25, Aug 2009
Wind Powered Light-Up Hood Ornament

If you’ve been trying to find a way to ugly-up your Mercedes Benz real good like, for just $5 you can replace its stock hood ornament with this clear plastic version that lights up thanks to a set of red, blue and green LEDs that are powered by a small…

25, Aug 2009
Magic Poop Collector?

No one likes picking up dog poop… but that doesn’t mean you should strap a bag on your dogs ass.  I thought this was a joke at first… but this appears to be real.  PooTrapUSA you should be ashamed of yourselves!  Notice they don’t show you strapping this thing on……

18, Aug 2009
One Horsepower Naturmobil

Some asshole crafty type fellow Hadi Mirhejazi, from Iran, has made a real one horsepower vehicle.  The poor horse is tied to a treadmill and charges the batteries which power an electric motor.  The Naturmobil, as it is called, will go 28mph. Enough already… let the horse free you arsehole.…

17, Aug 2009
Belarus Style School Gear – To Pimp And Protect

A clothing company Slavianka in Belarus (once Soviet Russia) is busy cranking out business style school uniforms that protect the kids from electromagnetic radiation beaming from the kids cell phones!  Specifically, these uniforms include a special shielded pocket, and for the pocket-challenged girls there is a special shielded purse.  Not…

12, Aug 2009
OSIM uCrown 2 Head Massager

This is fully something I would expect to see in the movie The 40 year old virgin.  A lonely guy with his battery operated head massager.  The uCrown 2 head massager by OSIM will set you back about $179 and will massage your temple, crown, forehead, and lower head.

11, Aug 2009
OSIM uGallop Complete Core Exerciser

  While in Hong Kong with the Misses I saw and OSIM brand store and were amazed at the weird gear they had in there.  I don’t want to give it all up in one post… so will share one wonderful OSIM item per day. First off, and possibly one…

10, Aug 2009
Bacon Shoe By Keds

I guess we aren’t the only bacon crazy folks… Keds has come out with a bacon shoe.  The Keds Bacon shoes are available from Zazzle where you can customize the color of the stitching, sole, and binding.  The bummer is that they are only available in women’s sizes… such discrimination.…

5, Aug 2009
Sony Takes A Cheap Shot At The Amazon Kindle

  That’s right, Sony is taking two cheap shots at the Amazon Kindle – a $199 shot and a $299 shot. Sony announced plans to launch two new, El-Cheapo (by Sony’s standards), electronic readers aiming directly at the Amazon Kindle. The Marketing Jedis at Sony even came up with wickedly…

4, Aug 2009
Luggage Locator Pro

If you are one of the few people who can’t find your own luggage at the airport, or are to stupid to attach a ribbon or some other bit of flare to differentiate your luggage from the others, then the Luggage Locator Pro might be for you.  But I doubt…