27, Jul 2009
Amazing advancement in male contraception technology!

In a bold move, that takes male contraception technology to a whole new level, a previously unknown tech enthusiast from MicroPCTalk.com that goes by the name FiveSeven808 butchered a Sony Vaio UX380, a Motorola iDen i425 and a MyVu and Frankensteined them into a “portable” and “wearable” computer with a…

20, Jul 2009
Borat Costume Mankini

If you are feeling brave and want to sport the Borat Mankini at your next trip to the pool… then check this out.  An officially licensed Borat bathing suit that shows off your better features is finally available.  My favorite part… one size fits all… ha ha ha. Or you…

20, Jul 2009
Cigarette Lighter Cell Phone?

I thought this was a gag, but it appears to be real.  Seabright (never heard of them) has come out with a cell phone (the SB6309) that has a cigarette lighter on the back. Slide open the little metal door and you expose a heated coil that can light your…

10, Jul 2009
Calvin Klein USB Sunglasses?

Starting in October (oops you missed summer) Calvin Klein will be selling a $200 pair of sunglasses with a built in 4GB Flash Drive.  Is it just me, or are they missing their target market?  Do they want to keep their money wasting ultra-dumb-cool customer… or do they want the…

7, Jul 2009
Bleeding Billboards In New Zealand

Apparently when it rains in New Zealand car accidents increase (duh).  IN response to this phenomenon a New Zealand ad agency has come up with billboards featuring a kids face which starts bleeding whenever it rains.

6, Jul 2009
World’s Ugliest Hummer?

As a loyal reader writes, “Getting a Hummer should be a good thing… no surprise this is in Florida…”   More details and pictures after the break.

2, Jul 2009
Pet’s Eye View Camera

I don’t have a dog right now, but if I did, I totally wouldn’t trust it to roam around my apartment while I’m not there. Who knows what kind of mischief it’ll get into or what it’ll find lurking in my sock drawer. This Pet’s Eye View Camera makes it…

30, Jun 2009
Pirate Bay Whores Out For $7.8 Million

Some say you can’t put a price on principles, those people are left eating crow time and time again. Welcome to the real world! The Pirate Bay, the world’s largest BitTorrent tracker, undoubtedly the world’s largest distributor of bootlegged copyrighted material, the guys who talked a Big Game about values…

23, Jun 2009
The Kush Nightime Breast Support

Still laughing, here goes.  The Kush ($55) offers “sleep support for your breasts”, is made of molded plastic and comes in many sizes and colors. Simply part your boobs and insert the kush gadget between your breasts for a wonderful nights sleep… or I will sell you an empty beer…

22, Jun 2009
From Russia, With Bike

Gennady Kolesnikov, a self proclaimed inventor philosopher from a small mining town of Gukovo in the Russian Federation, a town previously unknown for its philosophical or inventing prowess, attempted to improve upon bicycle design by adding an extra wheel… While for some, the idea of inventing a “better” tricycle immediately…