16, Apr 2009
Tape Cassette-To-MP3 Player, Novac MV-CM001U

Not sure why anyone would need a gadget that converts old tape cassettes to MP3 files… but then again I know nothing.  The Novac MV-CM001U is a wooden box that converts older style tape cassettes to MP3 with the simple push of a button.  I can only find this beast…

7, Apr 2009
WTF is a PUMA?!

For years I’ve used the Segway as a sort of a milestone of humanity’s technological accomplishment in building something wickedly stupid, unnecessary and overrated – a remarkable blend of misplaced technological acumen and social ineptitude – a middle finger to common sense and “cool” if you will. Yes I clearly…

6, Apr 2009
Europe pushes greener gadget power

On April 6th, in a shocking move *rolleyes*, the clearly bored out of its freaking mind the European Commission agreed on more “green”regulations, this time for external power cords and supplies, specifically regulating the amount of energy wasted by “excess heat”. Surprisingly the laws of physics governing heat dissipation and…

31, Mar 2009
Hotelicopter is yanking your wank

Bunch of tech sites covering the phenomenon called the Hotelicopter. They are being dead serious about flying friggin hotel inside of an old modded Russian Mil V-12 copter (NATO designation “Homer”). Apparently someone with good Photoshop and mad 3D animation software skills slapped together a “convincing” site complete with an…

30, Mar 2009
Hannah Montana MP3 Speaker System Lamp

As if there’s not enough Hannah Montana merchandise on the market. A company called KNG America comes out with the Hannah Montana guitar style lamp. Plug in your MP3, Disney Mix Sticks or iPod into the lamp and play your favorite music through the powerful built-in speakers. Works with virtually…

26, Mar 2009
Bacon In A Can

The folks at Yoders have brought bacon-in-a-can back, amen.  Who doesn’t love bacon?  I am a bit suspicious of canned bacon however, I can’t imagine it being anything but soggy.  Will have to reserve serious judgment until we test this treat out. If you are curious, and willing to spend…

25, Mar 2009
Velociraptor Trophy Head

Perfect for your game room or hunting lodge, a full scale velociraptor head mounted like a hunting trophy. Up for auction is a full size replica of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It measures 28 inches from the nose to base of the mount. It is made of high quality…

24, Mar 2009
The Cool758 Cell Phone With Built-In Electric Shaver = WTF

Wow, I have seen it all.  Just when you though the cell phone market was fully mature, and everything you could ever want was already at your fingertips.  BaaaaBango!  Solomobi.com comes out with a cell phone (Cool758) with a built in electric shaver for $112.  I especially love that it…

18, Mar 2009
Louis Vuitton Motorola AURA Cell Phone

Sure, you could just get a plain old KIRF Motorola Aura, but those looking for a double dose of fake luxury will no doubt want to give some serious consideration to this latest knock-off wonder, which adds some of that always popular Louis Vuitton excess to Moto’s often imitated sense…

12, Mar 2009
Microsoft Laptop Cooler?

When I saw the Laptop cooler by Microsoft a couple of things came to mind… first of all why?  And second of all, time to short Microsoft stock.