FrontRow Wearable Camera Necklace
23, Aug 2017
FrontRow Wearable Camera Captures Your Day

The FrontRow Wearable Lifestyle Camera ($399) is a tad less cringey than the Google Glasses. I am not sure I would want to have a conversation with someone wearing a camera/microphone pointed at me the entire time. I guess I am not the target customer because I am sure there…

Roomba House Maps For Sale
27, Jul 2017
Why I Will Never Buy A Roomba

The resident iRobot a-hole CEO, Colin Angle, recently made a statement that the company may begin selling customers house floor plans. Specifically it mentioned selling to Amazon, Apple, and/or Google. This assumes they are even buyers. Let me back-up a bit. Apparently the newer iRobot Roomba’s scan and map the…

Walk the Plank Mouse Trap 1
6, Jul 2017
Walk The Plank Mouse Trap

If you have ever had to deal with a mouse or rat infestation you know how frustrating it can be. They are expert breeders and multiply quite quickly. With every problem comes a multitude of solutions, this one might be the most unique. The “Walk The Plank Mouse Trap” ($25)…

Squat Magic
28, Jun 2017
Squat Magic Infomercial

This one almost seems like a gag. You know – like the tug toner video infomercial (posted after the break as well). The Squat Magic claims to give its users a round and lifted bottom and sexy toned legs. Sure. Why not? Awkward video after the break.

I'm not getting shit done today 3000
22, Jun 2017
INGSDT-3000

Yep, that pretty much sums up the INGSDT-3000. You can buy yours here.

clip on man bun trump
5, Jun 2017
Clip-On Man Bun

For about $10 you can (become the laughing stock of your friends) have your own clip-on man-bun. Heck, you can even pick the color that best matches your hair color for excellent realism.

unicorn-head-wall-mount
19, May 2017
Unicorn Head Trophy Wall Mount

Me and the wifey have been trying to think what to put above the fireplace and we haven’t found a piece of artwork that we agree upon. I think the problem may have just been solved with this Unicorn Head Trophy Wall Mount ($80). Just look at that magical beast.…

inflatable-moes-tavern
17, May 2017
$4,500 Inflatable Moe’s Tavern Bar

Remember Homer Simpson and Barney’s favorite Springfield watering hole? Well some crafty jumpy house company is making an adult themed inflatable Moe’s Tavern ($4,500), it is 23-feet x 23-feet x 11-feet tall and can fit about 60 people. Perfect for the next backyard bbq/party. INCLUDED REPAIR KIT BLOWER STORAGE BAG…

Batman Fidget Spinner
27, Apr 2017
Batman Fidget Spinner

Whether you like it or not, the fidget spinner craze is gaining momentum. No pun intended. Not my thing, but if I had to buy a fidget spinner it would be the Batman version shown here. For one thing, it is very cheap. Under $3 with free shipping. Ideal for…

Nordstrom Mud Jeans Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans Front
26, Apr 2017
Nordstrom Muddy Jeans AKA Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans

If you haven’t already heard the great news, Nordstrom is selling jeans that look pre-soiled and muddy for $425. Phew! I have been looking for these for years, glad someone has finally filled this void. These Nordstrom Mud Jeans are called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans (makes total sense to me).…