11, Feb 2009
McDonald’s Sinks?

Not exactly a gadget… but a bunch of gadgets got wet and ruined. This is what passes for art in Europe… Bunch of “artists” pissed away a bunch of money building a replica of McDonalds, flooded it and filmed the results. The only thing more retarded than the project itself…

11, Feb 2009
Cat Remote

Sweet… I have always wanted a remote control for my cat Chloe.  She never does what I want… and always wakes me up by meowing non-stop until I acknowledge her.  I would wear out the mute button in a week. (Fine print says – “No batteries required. Powered by positive…

11, Feb 2009
Teddy Bear Smuggling Bag

Packing for your next road trip has never been easier than with the Teddy Bear Bag.  The Teddy Bear opens to show its hidden loot of; breath spray, flashlight, condoms, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger,  two joints (?), vodka, cigarettes, a lighter, and rope.  A bit weird…

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9, Feb 2009
Angry Robot Sex – Spykee vs Rovio

OK, apologies to all the cyber tech pervs, this is just an article about two Wi-Fi “surveillance” bots – Spykee and Rovio. Spykee is made by Erector (giggidy) and Rovio by WowWee (wtf?). Both of these massively overpriced toys arrived just in time for our economic boom to fill the…

30, Jan 2009
Shoes For “Horny” Coeds? Behold The Huf

Not much to say here except for “WTF”… Apparently “shoes” are targeting the Role Playing Furry community or some hardcore real animal yiffers. What do you get for a girl who has everything? A pair of these and a shot of penicillin… [Via]

23, Jan 2009
Naughty Pasta For Him And For Her

Here at Gadgetking.com we like to cover “exotic” foods like Gummi Lighthouses.  In continuation with that fine tradition, we have two new pasta entrees for people who like to play with their food. First, the Pasta Boobs from Spencer and Fleetwood, with the following instructions – IF YOU LIKE FIRM…

21, Jan 2009
Another “Dope” iPhone Gimmick App

Here is an odd dichotomy – using your iPhone as a ballistics computer to get quick shooting solutions *boggle*… I guess in addition to letting you shoot the shit, iPhone now lets you really shoot the shit! When I think of a typical iPhone user, I think of some left…

20, Jan 2009
Aptera – Letter To Customers Who Have Made Deposit

New car maker, same old problems.  Aptera, the folks hoping to come out with an electric and hybrid model car in 2008 have been struggling to post anything too concrete.  I am a concerned customer (I have already placed a deposit) who would like to see Aptera succeed, but some…

9, Jan 2009
Cell-Mate – Strap-A-Phone-To-Your-Head-And-Look-Like-A-Dork

Wow… this product is about as bad as they come.  Kinda reminds me of our bad Bluetooth post from July 2008.  Either way… I just put a sticky on my calendar for December 2009 to see if this site is company is still in business.  Forget about the fact that…

8, Jan 2009
Toilet Seat With Built-In Scale

Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.  A toilet seat with a built-in scale.  The idea is that women who are obsessed with monitoring their weight can check their pre-poo and post-poo weight.  Yowsers! Designer Haikun Deng designed a toilet seat with a built-in digital scale but her rationale behind…

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