5, Jan 2009
Worst Invention / Best Invention

I am on the fence here… is this the worst invention ever?  Or is it the best invention ever?  With a few modifications you could use this for kids.  See… it could be the best invention ever. ** Just kidding, please don’t do this **

5, Jan 2009
Fat Cars By Erwin Wurm

Erwin Wurm (yep that is his real name) is an Austrian artist that takes regular cars and makes them fit the fat American market.   His fat cars are great and actually remind me of obese people.   I wouldn’t mind driving an obese Porsche. More fat cars and some…

30, Dec 2008
Lighted Garden Nozzle?

In getting ready for my New Years resolution… I am trying to be more positive… but like any good procrastinator… I am going to wait until after this post. This is another case of a bad invention that made it to far.  Why in the hell would anyone want a…

29, Dec 2008
Dog-Powered Vehicle

Another way to keep the Americans fat… attach your dog to a scooter and let the pup do all of the work.  The makers of this gadget are also attaching the dog slave strap to a trike, a skateboard, and a folding bicycle.  My favorite picture is the huge Rottweiler…

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29, Dec 2008
Girlfriend Knee Pillow = WTF

For about $110 you can be the sad perverted proud owner of a “girlfriend knee pillow”.  The Japanese make some of the strangest things, and apparently have the ability to manufacture their ideas into reality.  Not sure who the target market for this is.  Is it the guy who just…

19, Dec 2008
Leather Wrapped Laptop?

When innovation means wrapping a piece of tech gadgetry in leather… we have officially stalled. Dell’s new XPS 13 laptop has a leather wrapped casing.  What else can I say?  Boring.

8, Dec 2008
Dental Air Force…Why?

The makers of the Dental Air Force have made a product… a product that I can’t imagine being here after a year or so.  Their product reminds me of the old waterpik teeth cleaner I had as a kid.  The Dental Air Force uses a combination of air, water, and…

25, Nov 2008
Emoticon Keyboard And Jewelry?

  Tired of typing emoticons the old fashioned way? ;)  Well the Italians created a goofy little emoticon keyboard with removable keys that turn in to jewelry.  Seriously… I can’t make this stuff up.  The Bajca keyboard plugs in via USB and will save you hours minutes barely seconds of…

6, Nov 2008
Silva Air Time Pod, Black – Instant Street Cred?!

Sorry, but the awesomely bad sales pitch for a stupid watch that calculates your “hang time” simply floored me: Up until now, you just thought you were killin’ it. With the Tech 4 O Air Pod, now you’ll know your going huge. Stop frontin’ and start provin’. Record your airtime…

4, Nov 2008
George Bush Urinal…How He Will Be Remembered…

Not to be accused of political bias after running our Barack-in-a-box review, we reluctantly present the Presidential Urinal. Clark Sorensen, a guy from San Francisco (yeah I was shocked too), a famed floral urinal designer (I bet his parents are proud), came up with this gem to immortalize the last…