12, Jun 2008
Goldfish Keychains In China – Wrong

“China doesn’t have the best record when it comes to animal rights and this latest “shocking” abuse further proves the point. In waterfront Qingdao, vendors were selling heart shaped plastic keychains sealed with a live goldfish inside. Since the keychains are completely sealed there is very little air and no…

10, Jun 2008
Russian Guy Creates A Better Gear Thingie

That’s right, a fellow from Russia by the name Suren Mkrtchan creates, what he believes, is a better gear. It works by replacing gear cogs with steel balls and accomplishing linkage by supplying the other side with matching dips. To make things interesting the inventor says that the balls are…

6, Jun 2008
Motorized Spray Bottle – AKA Why We Are Fat

Do we really need this type of gadget?  Is it so hard to squeeze the pump on a spray bottle that we need a motorized version?  Lazy for the sake of lazy, AKA why Americans are fat. If you disagree with me, as I imagine the manufacturer Cepia may, you…

5, Jun 2008
Drank – The Anti-Energy Drink

“Drank” the Anti-energy drink (purportedly popular in Houston) is starting to hit the convenience and liquor stores.  This carbonated, grape-flavored beverage has melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips… all made to make you sleepy. I for one think this is pure silliness.  The publicist for Drank “hears it’s good with…

4, Jun 2008
Future Retro Potty Pod House

Someone please tell me when will the fad for pseudo-futuristic retro organic idiocy go away?! Feast your eyes on this sample of architectural masturbation by Victor Vetterlein, cleverly titled Reboot (that’s what you do after too many beers or reading about this utopian tripe). Yes it’s another fully autonomous organically…

3, Jun 2008
Eye Pod – Glory Hole?!

  Nope its not a new Apple product for all you Church of Mac people, and it’s not a cosmopolitan-erudite reference about the London Eye attraction. In the action packed Minnesota Landscape Arboretum, the “Eye Pod” is a walk-in box with a single glass lens that projects an upside down…

3, Jun 2008
Jesus Sports Statues

Watch Russ walk on eggshells, you gotta be careful with the religious bits.  At first glance I thought these were a joke, they just don’t look real… but let me assure you, they are real.  For about $25 you can get a statue with Jesus helping children in the following…

3, Jun 2008
RSStroom Reader – Toilet Paper Printer

Not sure how some ideas actually make it past the drawing board all the way to a finished product in a three color box.  But they just keep on coming.  The latest “why” invention is a toilet paper printer that wirelessly connects to the internet and prints your favorite RSS…

2, Jun 2008
Cereal Straws?

I saw this at a friends house (Ray and Viv you ought to be ashamed of yourselves) over the weekend, and I wondered why anyone would buy this product.  I mean, the last thing a kid needs after eating a sugary cereal is a sugary straw (?) to drink the…

30, May 2008
Convergence Gone Wrong, Mouse + Phone = Dumb

Dear Sony, I used to love your products.  They were cutting edge and high quality (and expensive, but typically worth it).  But then you started doing really stupid things.  Without going into too many details/products, let’s just point out one of your latest “stupid things”… the Sony VAIO Mouse Talk…