Hello Kitty Contact Lens
26, Jun 2015
Hello Kitty Contact Lenses?

Apparently this disturbing trend is catching in on in, you guessed it, Japan. They are using prescription free contact lenses with Hello Kitty cartoon cats imprinted on the lenses. You know, because nothing says sexy like Hello Kitty on your irises. I’m not judging. I bought a pair in hazel.

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9, Jun 2015
HTC Introduces Limited Edition 24k Gold Phone, Takes Photo With iPhone

Cue up the “derp derp derpity derp” music for this employment Darwin award. Someone at HTC tweeted to announce their limited edition 24k gold HTC One M9. Oops, they took the picture with an iPhone and got caught via the reflection. Look at the lower right corner. Derp!

Turn Off Android Geotagging
15, May 2015
How To Turn Off Geotagging On Your Android

Sadly privacy is becoming an elusive unicorn. Some things we can avoid, others we cannot. That doesn’t mean we can’t make small changes that make it a bit tougher for everyone to know everything about us. For example does your Android phone really need where you are at all times?…

Ozark Trail Agadez Tent
29, Apr 2015
Ozark Trail Agadez Tent Sleeps 20 And Has 10 Rooms

Sometimes bigger is better. Sometimes. If you have double digit siblings, a big back yard and annoying overnight guests, or your own militia the Ozark Trail Agadez Tent might be your next tent. This monster tent (34′ x 17.7′ x 6.9′) has 10 individual rooms and sleeps 20 people. Thanks…

Selfie Arm Stick
29, Apr 2015
Selfie Arm = Forever Alone

This hilarious piece hits on so many levels. The Selfie Arm is basically a selfie stick designed to make it look like you are holding someones hand while actually taking a selfie picture. So awesome and sad at the same time. The Selfie Arm was created by artists Aric Snee…

Ion Productions XM422 Flamethrower
23, Mar 2015
Legal Flamethrower Available For Sale??

Yep. For about the price of an entry level Apple Watch you can buy a 49 state legal flamethrower. Guess which state it isn’t legal in. California of course, where we can’t be trusted with a freakin butterfly knife. I digress. This portable flamethrower, the XM42, is built by Detroit…

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
20, Feb 2015
Banana Slicer. Really?

I personally thought the banana slicer was a bit ridiculous. I mean it takes a few seconds, with a butter knife, to cut up a banana. Unless you are doing this several hundred times a day I don’t really see the need. I am apparently alone in this way of…

hanmac phone
9, Feb 2015
Hanmac = Crazy Expensive Phones

There seems to be more and more “luxury” smartphones hitting the market. I can’t imagine sales are great. A French company, Hanmac, has come out with two ugly unique phones in the too expensive category. They have the “Range” and the “New Defency”. Great names. Not. A mix of black rubber and black metal…

Dan Garvin Main Drain
4, Feb 2015
The Main Drain Is A Urinal That Attaches To Your Toilet

I thought this one was a gag gift like the Prank Pack boxes you can buy online. Apparently the Main Drain is real however. At least real enough to be on KickStarter.  For $45 (assuming they hit their $50,000 goal) you can have one of the best white elephant gifts ever. Who would…