9, Apr 2008
US Troops To Receive Handheld Lie Detectors

US troops in Afghanistan will be receiving a new tool this month… a portable lie detector. Is it just me, or do you see quite a few potential flaws with this idea? Here are just a few problems that come to mind; Language barrier? Polygraph accuracy issues are nothing new,…

8, Apr 2008
$300,000 Watch That Doesn’t Tell Time?!

Is it just me… or does this sound like a bad idea? A $300,000 “day & night” watch that doesn’t tell time, it just tells you if it is day or night. “What’s even more retarded is that these watches sold out within 48 hours of their launch. I’ve sat…

8, Apr 2008
Remote Control Flying Lawnmower

Not exactly new… but still amazing. The remote control flying lawnmower by “flyingthingz” is a must have for the RC hobbyist who “thinks” he/she has seen everything. If I had the time to build this damn thing I would certainly be writing a review instead of an FYI. Only $149…

7, Apr 2008
Jump Bike – Running Powered Bicycle?

The Jump Bike is sheer goofiness, you have a seat and you still have to run? Anyone else see some big wedgies coming on? I mean, come on…. make up your damn minds folks. If you want to run… run, if you want to bike… then bike. No more of…

4, Apr 2008
UFO Cap

A surefire way to make sure your kids get a beating from the schoolyard bully… but at least they will be dry for the ass kicking. They make them in adult sizes as well, for the same effect. At least their models have good teeth… oh wait never mind that.…

2, Apr 2008
Smoking Mittens

The amazing Smoking Mittens were designed by Tobias Wong one of today’s most original and forward thinking artistic minds, the Smoking Mittens incorporate a metal eyelet in which your cigarette fits perfectly. Nothing like a good smoke, warm hands, and fire retardant mittens. Man I hope Tobias thought of that!…

31, Mar 2008
Drill A Hole In Your Tooth & Install Bluetooth Microphone

ChinaVasion has manufactured a Bluetooth handsfree kit with a microphone that you install in a hole drilled in your tooth. WTF. I tried to be open minded, not a strength of mine, but I kept getting hung up on the details… oh those pesky details. I wondered about the battery……

28, Mar 2008
Double-Decker Smart Car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HubdbUeCvKQ The video should do all of the talking here. These guys are nuts! (For the impatient folks, fast forward to the 3:35 mark)

27, Mar 2008
Product Picture – You Name The Device

Oh the Japanese. Take a moment to name this beast which comes with a couple of attachments, a hand, a squeezer device, and more.

26, Mar 2008
Plasma Sperm – Home Sperm Microscope Kit?

Ever wanted to see how much Sperm you were producing? No… not really, is my answer. But apparently the Japanese (or a Japanese inventor) feel otherwise and have made the Plasma Sperm Microscope. {Via}